conservatronic:

setbabiesonfire:

I hope everyone gets this.

dgfhdhj This is so perfect.

If it were 1984, there would be more Van Halen.

riley-the-redd:

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

Aliens

admiralchimp:

Every damn year.

Being an Oklahoman takes balls.

One of the last places in the civilized world where you know what it was for our ancestors to watch the skies with the Fear of God.

Where you know you can’t run fast enough, can’t build strong enough, can’t predict quick…

history meme ∙ one war ∙ world war II

World War II (WWII or WW2), also known as the Second World War, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. It involved the vast majority of the world’s nations—including all of the great powers—eventually forming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis. It was the most widespread war in history, with more than 100 million people serving in military units from over 30 different countries. In a state of “total war”, the major participants placed their entire economic, industrial, and scientific capabilities at the service of the war effort, erasing the distinction between civilian and military resources. Marked by mass deaths of civilians, including the Holocaust and the only use of nuclear weapons in warfare, it resulted in 50 million to over 75 million fatalities. These deaths make World War II likely the deadliest conflict in human history.(+more)

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

This could be an excuse for procrastination, you know.

Kitten Meets Hedgehog [x]

nicholld:

A moment frozen in time.

(A WWI stereo-graph - not mine, but it’s worth sharing.)

pokemanacademy:

polaisabear:

Originaly from: -erratic-werebunny

Great, now I’m going to feel bad every time I take something from my Pokemon….

libraryoftheancients:

riker-wears-a-skant:

pedicatio:

nothingbutthedreams:

dorkery:

FÜNF

I love you.

Oh my god.

I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES

I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.